Me and my girlfriend was preparing a Hungarian speciality when I decided to go down to my garden and have a little rest by the pool.

I took all the ready made ingredients with me. You need tomatoes, onion and fresh hard paprika for this dish. As I was sunbathing, I started playing with the food and I realised that the paprika can actually be used for several purposes apart from eating it in a tasty meal.

So, have a closer look at my extreme masturbation with this delicious vegetable...